Full Ep. You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind his room, would you, Stan? Okay, very nice, very nice. My Future Self n' Me Photos. Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Butters, listen. Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. What my company does is in. Wait right here, Stan. You really came through. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school and discover that no meeting is actually taking place. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. My Future Self n' Me. I said, I know how you feel. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Wait a minute. I've been told a lot of things about pot, but I've come to find out a lot of those things aren't true! Go have sex with yourself, asshole! Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Right. Just Stan. Yeah, I gotta admit. Future Butters. Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. For you I've put together a really nice design. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, Mona Marshall. Follow me back home, Stan. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. Follow me back home, Stan. Extras • Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. How about this? a-and Clyde's. We're running away! And that show is so stupid. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? It's just a show! Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. I hate him! My Future Self n' Me. But I think it's coming together real nice. He knows everything Stan knows. Stan! [Now they have separate beds. Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! They've all been lying to us this whole time! Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. ¡Es verde! Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Felipe! [an air of determination appears] Amd I need to learn to behave myself! Look, I run a legitimate business here with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. Sure I remember you. I have no idea, man. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Why don't you get some sleep? The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/My_Future_Self_n%27_Me/Script?oldid=411973. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. 1. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Sharon and Randy Marsh Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. See, here he is. Craig Token Future self, this is my good friend,-. I focus a lot on my past and typically when I write letters it is usually to the past me. Professor Chaos. Today I want to write towards my unknown. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Clyde If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. Well they both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. I have to share my room with my future self?? Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. Stan! stan. What if the residue gets on our hands and it leads to harder drugs like those commercials say? I guess it's been about four months now. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. The T stand for Terrific. Butters, we've go-! South Park is the Trope Namer: "My Future Self 'N Me" is about Stan's future self landing in the present. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. He's me when I'm 32. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! Thank you. It's a powerful awareness raising exercise and brings to light the impact our current life choices (and lack of clarity and purpose around … It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Original Songs. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Right. So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. We are your #1 source for all things South Park. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! The Osbournes (Ozzy and Jack speak) This whole time! The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Yeah. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? From 'My Future Self n' Me'. You must be exhausted. Ohhh, that makes me angry! Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Your son seems to be responding. He's right. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Okay, okay, fine. That's why we have these consultations. This might be our fault. Thanks. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. This is Josh Casher. Oh. You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hold in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Wait a minute. I warn you: you may not like what you're about to see. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! Singer Okay, okay, fine. And I will work hard, for you. Mr. and Mrs. Brooks So, everything is working out with your future actor? Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. I know all about Motivation Corp.! S6 • E6. We have to teach our parents a lesson! You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! [both Stans eat cereal, but the future Stan has trouble pouring milk into his bowl. Oh, I don't know. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. I'm running a business, Stan. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. Kyle He'll be playing the role of your future son. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Look around you. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. This is my future self. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. Chris and Linda Stotch The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. Watching. My God. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! 12/04/2002 my future self n me. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Well that's a pretty good deal. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Motivation Corp.! Watch Random Episode. You don't know what you're doing! Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. How about this? S6 • E6. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Future Stan • It's driving me crazy! We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Just forget it, Cartman! Felipe! Wait right here, Stan. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. south park. Aw, stop it, you guys! You're right, Linda. A trope in which a character using Time Travel encounters himself in the future or the past, and goes to introduce himself. 12/04/2002 You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? i wrote myself a letter to my future self after 8th grade promotion and told myself to open it on the day of my high school graduation. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. I don't believe that he's my future self! Scott Silver. It's driving me crazy! I know all about Motivation Corp.! Oh. South Park Archives is an always improving database for the popular TV show. Oh Jesus, it smells! They've all been lying to us this whole time! Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! Yeah. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. What, uh-? My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Oh, I don't know. 1. Future Butters But I think it's coming together real nice. Watching. I hope you choose happiness every day. This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. This is what we get for deceiving our son. It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. I hate having my future self around, too. In the episode, a man claiming to be Stan's future self shows up to his house. Recently, I was inspired during another insomniac bout to write a letter to my future self. This is Josh Casher. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. What, uh-? But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I waunt, and doin' drugs when I waunt. I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? I know what you mean. Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? 21:58. Oh. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. Winter Farm. Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! Oh no! I have no idea, man. My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? You don't know what you're doing! Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. a-and Clyde's. Oh, God, it smells in here. From episode images and scripts to character information to South Park video games and merchandise. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Alright, where is that sonofabitch's wallet?! They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! And I will work hard, for you. Yeah, I gotta admit. Well that's a pretty good deal. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Four months?? I guess it's been around four months now. I really, really wish you just would have told me that from the beginning. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? I'm gonna do it. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. We don't know you and you don't know us! We don't know you and you don't know us! We'll take smoking, for instance. That looks nice. When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Butters, don't you think it's a little bit of a coincidence that both your future self and my future self got caught in a mexterdexed time plane? Ohhh, that makes me angry! It was just a trick to get us to not wanna try drugs or alcohol. We though the ends justified the means, but they don't. I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! It's just a show! But why are you back in this time with us, son? Oh! You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get rid of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. I know what you mean. Show More. I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. This might be our fault. So, everything is working out with your future actor? Stan Marsh. It is the opposite of Never the Selves Shall Meet in that the situation has no disastrous effects (at least not from the fact that the meeting occurred at … We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. Stan! Cartman Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. 616. Future Stan has a beer] Stan [right at the camera] Stop it. Ah, here he is. It's a big flick a fuck! I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." Dear Future Me, First of all, I’m going to expect your life is really cool right now, because if it isn’t, all of this college crap wasn’t worth it. Okay, well let's do that then. 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. All I've been trying to get you guys to do is admit that you lied to me! Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. South Park. Are you my eleven o'clock? Look around you. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! It does not matter what age I am when I look back on this. My life has gone completely downhill ever since my future self moved in. That's mother's intuition; you can't argue with that. What?? Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Chris, don't you see? Motivation Corp. Director Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! It is lying, Butters. Are you my eleven o'clock? Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Craig's. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! Yes, that's right. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Dad?? Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. He's me when I'm 32. I know that Mom had actually let it out. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Stan! Now imagine a wiser future you or an evolved self from a parallel universe; Notice what that you looks like.

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