I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. You fucking assholes. Whether he’s acting or telling jokes, he’s Bill Burr. William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. Roll down the windows. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Booing Dom Irerra. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. All rights reserved. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. Filter these events. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! For those who aren’t familiar, Burr, the stand-up comedian and intergalactic Bostonian, is often very candid on late-night shows. Bill Burr will be playing live in Philadelphia and we have all of the best tickets at cheap prices. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. Goddamn lawn seats. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. I have a little fuckin cane now. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of Chappelle’s Show, For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. No one gives a shit. Fuck all of you. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Buy Philadelphia Bill Burr tickets for any of the dates below. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. I hope that happens to you. What else what else. I got 4 minutes left. Bunch of fucking losers. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. PODCAST PRODUCER. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. You fuckin jackasses. Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. Bunch of goddamn pansies. Maybe you’ll win another one. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … City of Brotherly Love. NEW! And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. All of you mother fuckers. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. 7 MINUTES left. You won one fucking world series since 1880. But he wasn’t having it, and launched into one of the most amazing diatribes ever recorded. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. Thank you very much. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Look at this. And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. I should get fucking paid right now people. In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." All of you. That’s what I do. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Bunch of racist fucking morons. Does it really have to come to this people? I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. I SAID SUCK A DICK. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Not Bill Burr, by the way, but y'all. 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A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. Say it. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. 52 fuckin hours into a show. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. What on earth motivated this tirade? Go fuck yourselves. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Full rant, with better audio than "Bill Burr Tells Philly The Truth" When several preceding comedians are booed by a drunk and discourteous audience, Bill Burr abandons his prepared material in order to berate the Philly crowd for over 12 minutes. You bunch of faggots. Dave Chappelle. Or, in general. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. 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